Veronica Glaze
We are glazing our glorious leader Veronica here. General of the Combined Arms Battalion. Long may she reign.
Feats of legend
- When Chuck Norris died, Veronica was the one to collect his soul.
- Hitler was constantly terrified of one person, and that was Veronica.
- Chuck Norris used to check under his bed for Veronica.
- 9/11 only happened because Veronica was sealed.
- Veronica asks Omni-Man if he's sure.
- Veronica once said "Let there be God" and then the story of the Bible started.
- Beetlejuice can't say "Veronica" three times lest he incur her wrath.
- Veronica once parried a tank shell fired by Tank Fish, did an unnecessary backflip, and said "Tank Fish? More like Toyota Guppy".
- Veronica once met Leon Kennedy, and taught him how to parry.
- Makima ran into Veronica at an Arby's. Makima ended up being chained up.
- Simo Häyhä once spotted a black shadow in the snow; next thing he knew his rifle barrel had been shot through. It was Veronica.
- Veronica reverse jumped an entire Waffle House staff.
- Veronica once confronted Chris Hansen.
- Veronica's handiwork was seen by Skips from Regular Show, and he said "I've never seen this before".
- Veronica forced Sukuna to pray at the Malevolent Shrine.
- Cell once met Veronica, and declared he could never be perfect.
- Veronica once outflew Top Gun, in an Airbus A380.
- Veronica beat Alcoholism — the incarnation of alcoholism.
- Veronica once met Achilles. He couldn't hurt her.
Veronica is the reason why…
- CAB still exists.
- The officer corps functions.
- Cabini exists.
- Inactive officers are no longer a problem.
- CAB's standards are what they are.
- The Legionary Vostannia has not collapsed in on itself.
- CAB's ground formations have never been encircled.
- Armoured units in CAB are never out of position.
- CAB's casualty rates are below battalion average.
- No opposing commander has read CAB's axis of advance correctly more than once.
- A fighting withdrawal became a flanking action.
- CAB's infantry trust their fire support timing.
- CAB has an air liaison cell at all.
- CAB's pilots know exactly what they're being asked to do.
- Air and ground in CAB operate as one element.
- A single airstrike once stalled an enemy advance for three days.
- CAB's air-ground coordination is studied at battalion level.
- CAB has a littoral assault doctrine worth following.
- CAB's first amphibious insertion succeeded.
- Naval fires are part of CAB's standard planning process.
- A coastal feint once pulled an entire enemy reserve force out of position.
- CAB's naval coordination procedures are fit for purpose.
- Infantry, armour, air and naval fires in CAB move as one.
- CAB's combined arms approach has never been the same twice.
- The right arm always arrives at the right moment.
- A CAB task force once finished an exercise ahead of schedule and the opposing commander asked for a debrief.
- CAB's planning sessions end with no open questions.
- After-action reports in CAB are worth reading.
- Officers who were written off elsewhere thrived in CAB.
- Two factions that nearly split CAB did not.
- The Legionary Vostannia has a reputation worth having.
- A collapsing command structure was restored mid-operation.
- A junior officer's four-comment plan review led to a win.
- A retreat once resulted in CAB coming back stronger.
- Bucket's crimes are so thoroughly documented — someone has to maintain order.
- The Legionary Vostannia is chaos for the enemy, not for CAB.
- CAB's opponents stopped assuming they had the advantage.
- Signals intelligence is taken seriously in CAB.
- Three-pronged assaults across broken terrain are considered routine.
- Shore bombardments, air patrols and river crossings have all gone ahead on the same schedule.
- The Almighty One is not just a title.
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